I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
of an over weight lady

But I need a young thang
to keep up with my pace
to hold me in her arms
and take me straight to second base.

I know my calculus
it says you + me = us
Sing it Chad for me
I know my calculus
it says you + me = us

Oh yeah, calculus...

Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether

Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass I hate English, gym
& not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
(can't pay my attention)
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus.

Refrain:
I know my calculus
it says you + me = us
I know my calculus
it says you + me = us

Calculus, calculus
Go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
You + me = us

Well I've never been good at history
& I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2
& I kicked ass on the test about me & you

Refrain

You, plus sign, me, equal sign, us (3x)

Oooh
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether, sing it

I know my calculus (2x)
it says you + me = us
Say I know my calculus
it says you + me = us

Calculus