I know a lively fellow
who is really quite unique
He's small and smart and yellow
with a rodent-like physique

He doesn't play the cello
and he never deigns to speak
He's the Strong Bad's Leporello
and they just call him the Sneak

If you've got a caper then you know who to call
It's The Sneak
It's The Sneak

Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?
(do de do de do do)
It's The Sneak

That charming little whatsit who's the Strong Man's greatest pal
It's The Sneak
It's The Sneak

Who did the holly-golly on the Panama Canal?
(doo wacka doo wacka doo)
It's The Sneak


Who's the jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizzazz?
It's The Sneak (yes sir)
It's The Sneak

Who's been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the jazz?
(do de do de do do)
It's The Sneak

Who captures all the clever girls' affections?
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?

He's dastardly
He's a catastrophe
His schemes are masterly
Takes tea at half past three
That sneaky Sneak is sneakin' all over town

Who dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine? (humdinger)
Is it The Sneak? (twenty-eight skidoo)
It's The Sneak

Who put a Bengal Tiger in the Kaiser's latrine? (ach du liebe)
It's The Sneak (what's the rat?)
You know it's The Sneak (take it home)
The sneakity Sneak all day long

(What?)