There are two things, both appealing
One is better than the other
One's an 8 and one's a 10
But still I want the 10 or 8

How do you choose?
Let's be honest
How do you choose?
10 is better
I know it seems shallow
But I can sing so low
So low

Is it tough to make decisions?
Maybe but not in this case (no)
But time of day is not an

Adding it up
Make the call
Adding it up
No choice at all
I know it seems shallow
But I can sing so low

I can sing so low
I can sing so low
I can sing so
I can sing so
I can sing so low

Refrain:
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
What do I do?
What do I do?

Refrain2:
I'd rather live with two misters
Than live with the lesser of the two sisters

Refrain

Refrain2

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Don't tell mom, oo
Don't tell mom, oo

So 'em what you got, boy
Show 'em what I taught
So 'em what you got, boy
Show 'em what I taught

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
What do I do?
What do I do?

Refrain2

Daddy
Mommy
Hey, mister