Once again yea make way for the ...s.o.v

Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth,
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot,
If not, lets roll her to a carwash
Now washin' you will be like washin' a goth
All that black lipsticks round their gobs,
How the fuk do we get it off
I think this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter
Ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter... didn't ya!
See.. you still got orange fingers!

Refrain:
Wot network are you on... "orange"
Colour of your bathwater... "orange"
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orange
(2x)

Slap, bang you gotta fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man
Bogebogebo do the tango
Bogebogebo do the tango
(4x)

"it's the gone-wrong salon"
Your clothes keep wrippin' like you're the female incredible hulk,
You gotta broken bra, a broken top, a broken phone n a broken coat,
You've been wearin' the the same jacket since you was in year 8
And it smells like you urinate on it bitch, that ain't great.
You tried to be christina so ya died ya hair black,
But really you looked like the vicar of dibley.."wot!"... on crack!
Now step back and just face the facts
You don't like the fact I get facety on wax,
Anyways talkin' about wax, look at your face, girl relax!

Refrain

Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin,
When it's approaching halloween,
Or on ya english breakfast place her next to the bacon
She could be the beans, and you always know where she's been
And you always know when she's had a pee, 'cause the toilet seat ain't clean,
The toilet seat has an orange sheen... "ching"...
Bring out the detergent, scrub that umpa lumpa its urgent,
Have you seen her face its disturbin,
How much fake tan are ya squirtin' errr it's hurtin' ma eyes
It's startin' to look like a sunrise
And ya fake tans so "ming!" you are attracting flies!

Refrain

Slap, bang you gotta fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man
Bogebogebo do the tango
Bogebogebo do the tango
(4x)

''"you got tangoed! and you know the worst thing.. you done it yourself hahaha!"''