I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar (2x)

The first time I met him
He said he was a dwarfstar
Cause he was small
And he was... Famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

The second time I met him
He said I could never be a dwarfstar
Because I was too tall
And I wasn't... Famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

The thir.... The second time I mean
That I went to see him
He was not in a very good mood
He said "stop comin' around here!"

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

The last time
That I went to see him
He had passed away

I wanna tell ya (4x)
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar (4x)

The end...