Perl hacking


	(chorus)
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse

	(Kirk)
	Lt. Uhura, report!

	(Uhura)
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net
	On the net
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net

	There are scripts on the net
	On the net
	On the net
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net

	(Kirk)
	Analysis, mister Spock!

	(Spock)
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it, captain

	(Uhura)
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net
	On the net
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net

	(chorus)
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse

	(Kirk)
	Debug report, doctor McCoy!

	(McCoy)
	It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	Die'd!

	(Spock)
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it, captain

	(Uhura)
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net
	On the net
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net, Jim!

	(terminal captain)
	Ha-ha! It's a troll, shoot to kill
	Shoot to kill
	Shoot to kill
	It's a troll, shoot to kill
	Shoot to kill, men

	(McCoy)
	It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	Die'd!

	(Spock)
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it, captain

	(Uhura)
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net
	On the net
	There are scripts on the net
	rm -rf, Jim!

	(chorus)
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse
	Only regexping global, and things are getting worse!

	(Scotty at the parsing engine)
	Ye canna change the way of parsing
	Way of parsing
	Way of parsing!
	Ye canna change the way of parsing
	Way of parsing, Jim!

	(terminal captain)
	Ha-ha! It's a troll, shoot to kill
	Shoot to kill
	Shoot to kill
	It's a troll, shoot to kill
	Scotty, log me in!

	(McCoy)
	It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	It's worse than that: it die'd, Jim
	Die'd, Jim
	Die'd!

	(Spock)
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	Not as we know it
	It's code Jim, but not as we know it
	Not as we know it, captain

	(Uhura)
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net
	On the net
	There are scripts on the net
	On the net, agaaaain!

	(Scotty)
	Ye canna change the script, Jim! Och, the parser
	
	(McCoy)
	It's worse than that, it's recursion, Jim!

	(Kirk)
	Bridge to terminal room, kill minus nine!

	(Scotty)
	Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll zombie, captain!

	BOOM!

	(chorus)
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse

	Perl hacking, across the universe
	On the Unix OS, under captain Kirk
	Perl hacking, across the universe
	Splicing another list, 'cause we want it in reverse