Gee, I'm a nerd.
Seen each "Star Trek" eighty times,
Memorized each word.

Home alone, on Friday night.
But I've got eight gigabytes
Left on my hard drive.

I'm hooked as I can get
Into the Internet.
Maybe you would like to see my web page.
I love my new PC,
It means the world to me.
So many things to download.

Gee, I'm a nerd.
All the jocks and muscleheads
Flip me the bird.
'Cause I'm a nerd.
Gee, I'm a...